“Oh Please”, protested the college president, “you already make more than the entire History Department put together”.
“That may be so”, the basketball coach replied, “but you don’t know what I have to put up with.
“Just look at this”, he said to the president, as he out into the hall and grabbed an athlete who was jogging down the hallway.
“Run over to my office and see if I’m there”, he ordered.
Twenty minutes later, the athlete returned, sweaty and out of breath.
“You’re not there, sir”, he reported.
“Oh, I see what you mean”, the president said, scratching his head. “I would have phoned”.
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