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A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon Little Johnny carrying a wild turkey under his arm.

He stopped and asked Little Johnny, “Where did you get that turkey?”

Little Johnny replied, “What turkey?”

The game warden said, “That turkey you’re carrying under your arm.”

Little Johnny looked down and said, “Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!”

The game warden said, “Now look! You know turkey season is closed, so what ever you do to that turkey, I’m going to do to you. If you break his leg, I’m gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I’ll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I’ll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?

Little Johnny said, “I guess I’ll just kiss his ass and let him go!!

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