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The Turkey

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A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a local lad who he recognised as Little Johnny carrying a wild turkey under his arm.

He stopped and asked Little Johnny, “Where did you get that turkey?”

Little Johnny, trying to act surprised, replied, “What turkey?”

The game warden said, “That turkey you’re carrying under your arm!”

Little Johnny looked down and said, “Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!”

The game warden said, “Now look here Johnny. You know that turkey season is closed right now, so what ever you do to that turkey, I’m going to do to you. If you break his leg, I’m gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I’ll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I’ll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?

Little Johnny said, “Well warden, I guess I’ll just kiss his ass and let him go!”

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