A truck driver who had been out on the road for two weeks, stopped at a brothel on the outskirts of a small town.
He walked straight up to the Madam, laid down $500 and said, “I would like your ugliest woman and a plate of lukewarm greasy food!”
The Madam was surprised by this request and said to him, “But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three course meal”.
The truck driver replied, “Listen Darlin, I ain’t horny, I’m just homesick”.
Ok sad story over for the day… I wonder how many truck drivers can relate to that. Any truck drivers reading this, we would love to know.
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