Before getting on board a bus, an Irishman asked the driver, “What is the fare to the train station?”
“Sixty cents,” said the driver.
The Irishman got back off the bus, then raced alongside it until the next stop.
As the bus driver opened the door, the Irishman poked his head inside the bus and then gasped, “What is the fare now?”
“Ninety cents,” said the driver. “You’re running the wrong way.”
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