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The Train Station

Train Station Railway. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/railway-station-arriving-train-835900/

Murphy got on board a bus and asked the bus driver, “What is the fare to the train station?”

“It’s sixty cents”, the bus driver said.

Murphy got back off the bus, then raced alongside it until the bus came to a halt at the next bus stop.

As the bus driver opened the door, Murphy poked his head inside the bus and then gasped, “What is the fare now?”

“It’s ninety cents”, the bus driver said, “You’re running the wrong way!”

I don’t know about you, but that would be typical of my luck!


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