Before getting on board a bus, an Irishman asked the driver, “What is the fare to the train station?”
“Sixty cents,” said the driver.
The Irishman got back off the bus, then raced alongside it until the next stop.
As the bus driver opened the door, the Irishman poked his head inside the bus and then gasped, “What is the fare now?”
“Ninety cents,” said the driver. “You’re running the wrong way.”
Patrick came home from work one day with not one but two black eyes. “What in bejazus happened to you?” his wife […]
Paddy and Seamus met in a pub and the topic of discussion turned to the illness of a friend of theirs. “Poor […]
Murphy was proud of his nail making business and decided to employ an advertising company to help promote it. He had visions […]
Michael, Seamus and Paddy are out walking one day, when they come across a friendly Leprechaun, who kindly takes them to the […]
