A very thrifty Scotsman (now that’s a rare sight), went to a restaurant one evening with his wife and young son for dinner.
When they had been seated, the Scotsman asked the waitress, “Do you have any special price deals?”
The waitress replied, “Well sir, tonight as it’s Wednesday, all kids get to eat free”.
The Scotsman’s face lit up with a big smile and he replied, “My son is really hungry, so he’s going to have three plates”.
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