A very thrifty Scotsman (now that’s a rare sight), goes to a restaurant with his wife and young son for dinner.
When they are seated, the Scotsman asks the waitress, “Do you have any special price deals?”
The waitress replies, “Well tonight is Wednesday, so all kids eat free”.
The Scotsman says, “My son is really hungry, so he’s going to have three plates”.
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