Ah the things that young children say and the questions that they ask. You can’t help but laugh, but at the same time it makes you so proud to be a parent doesn’t it.
Read on for a selection of questions that young children have asked. These are so sweet and funny, makes you want to be young and innocent again.
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked her, “Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?”
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old that she didn’t remember any more. Melanie said, “If you don’t remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six”.
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. ‘I love you so much that when you die I’m going to bury you outside my bedroom window.’
BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and that she would have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked her Mom, “How does it know it’s me?”
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. “Please don’t give me this juice again”, she said, “It makes my teeth cough”.
DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked his Mom, “How much do I cost?”
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried when his Mom asked what was troubling him, He replied, “I don’t know what will happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?”
MARK (age 4) was engrossed watching a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad, “Why is he whispering in her mouth?”
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked her, “Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?”
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read, “The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt”. Concerned, James asked his Dad, “What happened to the flea?”
During one Sunday sermon, the minister began, “Dear Lord”, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. “Without you Lord, we are but dust……..” He would have continued, but at that moment my very obedient daughter, who was listening intently, leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, “Mom, what is butt dust?'”
You have to love young children don’t you. Feel free to share this post and help raise a few smiles today.
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