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The Ten Commandments Of Marriage

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Everyone has heard about the Ten Commandments of course, but have you heard about the Ten Commandments Of Marriage?

You probably didn’t realise that the Ten Commandments Of Marriage existed, most people don’t, but if you have been married and read through the list below, I am sure you will agree that they do in fact exist and are absolutely right as well.

Commandment 1.

Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

Commandment 2.

If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Commandment 3.

Marriage is grand — and divorce is at least 100 grand!

Commandment 4.

Married life is very frustrating.

In the first year of marriage,the man speaks and the woman listens.

In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Commandment 5.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife.

Commandment 6.

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one.

The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Commandment 7.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.

After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

Commandment 8.

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook, but the law allows only one wife.

Commandment 9.

Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry.

That is why wife treats husband like toxic waste.

Commandment 10.

A man is incomplete until he is married.

After that, he is finished.

So, having read through these, don’t you agree there are ten commandments of marriage? Or maybe you can think of some more? Or maybe you disagree with one or more of these? If so, please do leave us a comment so we can update the list. We love to know what others think.


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