Doing rounds in the hospital, a new nurse couldn’t help overhearing the surgeon yelling out, “Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!”
“Why does he keep doing that?” she asked a colleague.
Her colleague replied, “Oh, he likes to call the shots around here”.
Sounds rather like a lot of surgeons actually.
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