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The Supernatural

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Image_of_a_ghost,_produced_by_double_exposure_in_1899.jpgA professor at Auburn University in Alabama is giving a lecture on the supernatural to a large audience of students.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks: “How many people here believe in ghosts?”

About 90 students raise their hands.

“Well that’s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you’ve ever seen a ghost?”

About 40 students raise their hands.

“That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this seriously.

Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?”

15 students raise their hands.

“That’s a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?”

3 students raise their hands.

“That’s fantastic. But let me ask you one question of you ever made love to a ghost?”

One student way in the back raises his hand.

The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, “Son, all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost.

You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.”

The redneck student from (Kentucky) replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium.

As he ambles slowly toward the podium the professor says, “Well, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost.”

The student replies, “Ghost?!? Shiiiiiit….. From way back there I thought you said “goats.”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Image_of_a_ghost,_produced_by_double_exposure_in_1899.jpg

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