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The Supermarket Bagger

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A young man has been working as a supermarket bagger for five years, every day all he does is bag people’s purchases at the checkout.

One day, the supermarket acuires a new orange juice machine.

The young man is really excited and asks the supermarket manager if he can operate the juice machine.

Without hesitation, the manager says “no”.

The young man says to him, “But I’ve been working here for 5 years, all I ever do is bag people’s purchases, why can’t I operate the juice machine?”

“Look”, the supermarket manager goes, “I’m sorry, son, but baggers can’t be juicers”.

Sorry, I know that’s a real groaner, but something told me you had some facial muscles that needed a bit of exercise!

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