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The Sunday School Teacher

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The Sunday School teacher was speaking to her class one Sunday morning and she asked them this thought provoking question, “When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?”

Little Amy raised her hand in the air and said, “Please Miss, I think it’s your hands”.

“Why do you think it’s your hands, Amy?” the Sunday School teacher replied.

Amy answered, “Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first!”

“What a wonderful answer”, the Sunday School teacher said, “well done Amy”.

Next, Little Johnny raised his hand in the air and said, “Please Miss, I think it’s your legs”.

The Sunday School teacher looked at him with the strangest look on her face and asked him, “Now, Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?”

Little Johnny said, “Well Miss, I walked into Mommy and Daddy’s bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was moaning, ‘O God, I’m coming!’ If Daddy didn’t have her pinned down to the bed, I’m sure we would have lost her for sure!”

The Sunday School teacher’s face went bright red and she practically fainted.

Do you have any good Sunday School jokes for us to use? If so, please do leave us a comment, we would love to add to our collection.


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