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The Snotty Receptionist

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An older gentleman had an appointment to see his urologist, who shared offices with several other doctors.

As is fairly typical in a shared medical office, the waiting room was packed with patients, all waiting to see their respective doctors.

As he approached the reception desk, the older gentleman noticed that the woman behind the counter was a large, homely, unfriendly looking person, who rather resembled a Sumo wrestler.

He gave his name, only to hear the receptionist respond in a very loud and snotty voice, “YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?”

The waiting room being filled with patients, they all heard her outburst, much to the elderly gentleman’s embarrassment. They all turned their heads around to look at him, which only added to his embarrassment.

The man recovered quickly though and in an equally loud voice replied, “NO, I HAVE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS!”

The waiting room positively erupted in applause as all the waiting patients cheered loudly.

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