An older gentleman had an appointment to see his urologist, who shared offices with several other doctors. As is fairly typical in a shared medical office, the waiting room was packed with patients, all waiting to see their respective doctors.
As he approached the reception desk, he noticed that the woman behind the counter was a large, homely, unfriendly looking person, who rather resembled a Sumo wrestler.
He gave his name, only to hear the receptionist respond in a very loud and snotty voice, “YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?”
The waiting room was filled with patients, and as they heard her outburst, they all turned their heads around to look at what was by now a very embarrassed man.
He recovered quickly though, and in an equally loud voice replied, “NO, I HAVE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS!”
The waiting room positively erupted in applause as all the patients cheered loudly.