A woman was a passenger on a slow moving train, that was literally just creeping along, slowly, very slowly.
Finally the train creaked to a halt.
The woman saw a conductor walking past outside, so she yelled out of the window, “What’s going on?”.
“There’s a cow on the track Madam”, the conductor replied.
Ten minutes later, the train started moving again, but instead of picking up speed, it just resumed its slow pace.
Within five minutes, however, the train came to a halt once more.
The woman looked out of the window and saw the same conductor walk past again.
She leaned out the window and yelled, “What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?”
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