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The Sensual Wife

Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/bellatrix6/437218631With a very seductive voice the sensual wife asked her husband, “Have you ever seen $20 all crumpled up?”

“No”, said her husband, wondering what she had up her sleeve, so to speak.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled $20 bill.

He took the crumpled $20 bill from her and smiled approvingly.

She then asked him, “Have you ever seen $50 all crumpled up?”

“Uh… no, I haven’t”, her husband said, with an anxious tone in his voice, intrigued as to what kind of plan she had on her mind.

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties… and pulled out a crumpled $50 bill.

He took the crumpled $50 bill from his wife and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

“Now”, the sensual wife said to her husband, “have you ever seen $50,000 all crumpled up?”

“No way!” he said, practically having a heart attack, while obviously becoming even more aroused and excited.

His sensual wife replied, “Go look in the garage…”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/bellatrix6/437218631

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