One day, a scotsman decided that he would go out and play a round of golf.
After standing a while on the green, he asked a boy standing beside him: “Would you be my caddie for today?”
“Yes sir”, answered the boy.
“You are good in finding lost balls?”, the Scotsman asked him.
“Oh yes, I find every lost ball!”, the boy answered.
With a wry smile, the Scotsman said, “Okay, boy, then run and search for one, then we can start!”
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