A sales executive was helping a new blonde trainee prepare for her first weekend sales convention.
Upon their arrival in New York, the boss showed her the best places to eat, shop, and stay.
The following morning, as the group was organizing their material for the days presentation, the executive noticed that the trainee was missing.
He called the hotel where she was staying, to ask what happened to her.
She answered the phone, crying, and said, “I can’t get out of my room!”
“You can’t get out of your room? Why not?” asked the boss.
“There are only three doors in here,” she sobbed. “One is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says DO NOT DISTURB!”
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