They hit it off pretty much right away, and the sailor tried every trick in the book to try and get laid, but without much success.
“I usually don’t date servicemen”, the blonde girl said, “but I am curious as to why you sailors have those two rows of buttons on your pants”.
“Why, that’s because us sailors have two, er you know… dicks”, the sailor replied.
“Interesting”, the blonde girl said with a smile, “sounds like that could probably be twice as much fun. Why don’t we go back to my place and try them out”.
Well the offer was too good to refuse, so they went back to the blonde girl’s place, where they had a good old “rumpy pumpy” session, then both lay back on the bed to get their breath back and recover.
A while later, the blonde girl said to the sailor, “Wow that was really nice, but now that I have had a rest, I’m still horny. I think I want the other one”.
So, the sailor undid the other side of buttons on his pants and pulled out a limp, weary looking dick.
He looked at it and sadly declared, “Well, I’ll be damned! He’s pouting because he didn’t get to go first!”
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