Up to now it’s been a fairly quiet afternoon at their table, when suddenly a very attractive blonde woman enters the casino and bets $20,000 on a roll.
As she does so, she says loudly: “I hope you do not mind, but I feel very lucky when I play naked”.
With that, she reaches around behind her, unbuttons the zipper down the back of her dress, takes her dress and underwear off, throws the dice and yells: “Come on baby, mama needs new clothes!”
She gazes at the roulette wheel with agony and as soon as the dice stops, she starts jumping up and down screaming: “YES, YES, YES I WON I WON!”
She embraces one of the dealers, takes her winnings and clothes and quickly disappears.
The two croupiers are looking dumbfounded at each other.
Eventually, one asks: “Did you see what dice she rolled?”
The other croupier replies, “I don’t know, I thought you were watching!”
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