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Image used under a Collective Commons License from croupiers are sitting looking rather bored at the roulette table in the casino.

Up to now it’s been a fairly quiet afternoon at their table, when suddenly a very attractive blonde woman enters the casino and bets $20,000 on a spin of the wheel.

As she does so, she says loudly: “I hope you do not mind, but I feel very lucky when I play roulette naked”.

With that, she reaches around behind her, unbuttons the zipper down the back of her dress, takes her dress and underwear off.

She stands there at the roulette table, while the croupier throws the ball and spins the wheel.

The now naked woman yells out: “Come on baby, mama needs new clothes!” as she gazes at the roulette wheel with agony, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.

Meantime all the other people at the table are just staring at her.

As soon as the wheel stops spinning, she starts jumping up and down screaming: “YES, YES, YES I WON I WON!”

She embraces one of the dealers, takes her winnings, clothes and the ball and quickly disappears.

The two croupiers are looking dumbfounded at each other.

Eventually, one asks: “Did you see what number she got?”

The other croupier replies, “I don’t know, I thought you were watching!”

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