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The Rooster

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A man was driving down a quiet country road, when suddenly, a rooster ran out into the middle of the road.

The car hit the rooster with a loud BANG and although the man slammed on the brakes as hard as he could, it was too late, nothing could stop the accident from happening. The rooster disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers.

Shaken by what had happened, the man pulled over at a nearby farmhouse and rang the doorbell.

The farmer opened the door and looked at the man.

The man somewhat nervously said to the farmer, “I think I killed your rooster. Please allow me to replace him”.

“Suit yourself”, the farmer replied, “the hens are round the back”.

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