A man was driving down a quiet country road, when suddenly, a rooster ran out into the middle of the road.
The car hit the rooster with a loud BANG and although the man slammed on the brakes as hard as he could, it was too late. The rooster disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers.
Shaken by what had happened, the man pulled over at a nearby farmhouse and rang the doorbell.
The farmer opened the door and looked at the man.
The man somewhat nervously said to the farmer, “I think I killed your rooster. Please allow me to replace him”.
“Suit yourself”, the farmer replied, “the hens are round the back”.
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