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The Robot Bartender

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A man enters a fancy bar which has lots of fancy flashing lights outside and orders a drink.

He is amazed to see that the bar has a robot for a bartender.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, “What is your IQ sir?”

The man replies “150”.

The robot immediately proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituallity, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, “This is really cool”.

He decides to test the robot, so he walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in, asking for another drink.

Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, “What’s your IQ sir?”

The man responds, “About 100”.

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and wimmen.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test.

So, he heads outside again and returns to the bar.

The robot serves him again and asks, “What’s your IQ sir?”

The man replies, “Er, 50, I think”.

And the robot says real slowly, “So….. ya gonna vote for Trump again?”

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