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The Robot Bartender

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One evening a man entered a fancy bar which had lots of fancy flashing lights outside. He walked up to the bar and ordered a fancy drink.

He was amazed to see that the bar actually had a robot for a bartender.

The robot served him a perfectly prepared cocktail and then asked him, “What is your IQ sir?”

The man replied “150”.

The robot immediately proceeded to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituallity, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer was very impressed and thought, “This is really cool”.

He decided to test the robot, so he walked out of the bar, turned around and came back in, asking for another drink.

Again, the robot served him the perfectly prepared drink and asked him the same question, “What’s your IQ sir?”

The man responded, “About 100”.

Immediately the robot started talking, but this time it was about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns and wimmen.

Really impressed, the man left the bar and decided to give the robot one more test.

So, he headed outside again and returned to the bar.

The robot served him again and asked him, “What’s your IQ sir?”

The man replied, “Er, 40, I think”.

And the robot said real slowly, “So….. ya gonna vote for Trump again?”


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