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The Raffle

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One evening, on his way home from work, Paddy popped into his local pub for a drink.

The barman poured him a pint of Guinness and asked him if he wanted to be in a raffle.

“What’s the raffle for?” asked Paddy.

“It’s for a poor widow with 13 kids”, the barman said.

Paddy shook his head, “That’s no good for me. I’d never be able to keep them.”


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