A man walked into a bar in Cork, in the south of Ireland and asked the barman, “What’s the quickest way to Dublin?”
“Are you going to be walking or driving?”, asked the barman.
“Driving”, the man replied.
“That’s definitely the quickest way”, the barman replied.
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