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The Priest And The Bus Driver

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A priest and a bus driver both died and arrived at the Heaven at the same time.

They get to the pearly gates where St. Peter greets them.

He motions to the priest, and they both hop in a jeep and go out the back door, where the priest sees about 50 acres of rolling hills with a little cottage on the knoll.

St. Peter turns to the priest and says “This will be yours for eternity. A perfect little cottage, right next to lovely pond, a lush little garden, and a library full of books.”

The priest says, “Thank you so much. This I shall enjoy!”

St. Peter drops off the priest, goes back to the pearly gates and motions to the bus driver.

They hop in a stretch limo and go out the front door, where the bus driver sees about 500 acres of land, with mountains and lakes and rivers. There is a huge 200-room castle on one of the mountains, and a wishing well that makes wishes come true.

St. Peter says “This will be yours for eternity. You can live in that castle with servants to wait on you hand and foot, and you can have everything you want.”

The bus driver looks and St. Peter and says “Well, now, don’t think I’m not grateful, but why am I getting so much more than the priest?”

St. Peter just laughs and says “Well you brought more souls to Heaven! When the priest preached, everyone fell asleep. When you drove your bus, people prayed!”


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