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The President And The Call Girl

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One evening, the President of the United States was looking for a “bit of action” and his wife (surprisingly) wasn’t in the mood, so he decided to enlist the services of a call girl.

He found three such ladies in a local lounge just a few blocks from the White House, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.

He went up to the blonde and said, “I am the President of the United States. How much would it cost me to spend some time with you?”

The blonde replied, “Five hundred dollars”.

Just having been sued successfully for several million dollars, he decided that was a bit expensive, so he went over to the brunette and posed the same question to her.

The brunette replied, “Four hundred dollars”.

He thought about this for a minute, but then, realizing he didn’t have an awful lot of equipment to work with, he decided to ask the redhead the same question.

The redhead replied, “Mr. President. If you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes… get my panties as low as my wages… get that thing of yours as hard as the times… keep it as high as the gas prices… keep me warmer than my apartment… and… screw me in private the way you do in public, then believe me Mr. President, it ain’t gonna cost you a cent”.

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