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The Portrait

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One day, a woman decided that she wanted to have her portrait painted.

So, she found a suitable artist and told him that she wanted to be painted with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach and a gold Rolex watch.

“But you are not wearing any of those things”, the artist replied, curious as to why the woman would make this request of him.

“I know”, the woman said. “It’s in case I should die before my husband. I’m sure he will re-marry right away and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewellery””


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