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The Portrait

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One day, a woman decided that she wanted to have her portrait painted.

So, she found an artist and told him that she wanted to be painted with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach and a gold Rolex watch.

“But you are not wearing any of those things,” the artist replied.

“I know”, the woman said. “It’s in case I should die before my husband. I’m sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewellery.”


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