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The Pope’s Blessing

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pope_Francis_in_March_2013.jpgThe Pope was finishing his sermon and the time came for him to give the blessing.

He ended it with the Latin phrase, “Tuti homini” – Blessed be mankind.

A women’s rights group approached the pope the next day. They noticed that the pope had blessed all of mankind, but not womankind.

So, the next day, after his sermon, the pope concluded by saying, “Tuti homini, et tuti femini” – Blessed be mankind and womankind.

The next day, a gay-rights group approached the pope. They said that they noticed that he had blessed mankind and womankind, and asked if he could also bless those who are gay.

The pope, being a fair and modern minded Christian, said, “Sure.”

The next day, the pope concluded his sermon with, “Tuti homini, et tuti femini, et tuti fruiti.”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pope_Francis_in_March_2013.jpg

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