A pirate went into a bar with a wheel on his crotch.
The customers all stared at him, but were afraid to say anything, after all he was a pirate and a pretty mean looking one at that.
Everyone in the bar ended up in small groups, whispering amongst themselves, wondering about the pirate, but were too afraid to say anything out loud in case he heard them.
Finally, the bartender plucked up the courage to ask the pirate: “Hey, you know you got a wheel on your crotch?”
The pirate replied… “argghh, it drives me nuts!”
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