When the movie was completed, he asked when and where he could see the picture.
The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a pornographic movie and it was due out in a month.
A month later, when the movie was released, the pianist went to a local theater which was a real fleapit to see it.
With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, sitting next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.
The pornographic movie was even raunchier than he had feared, which rather embarrassed him.
It contained things he had never seen before, let alone imagined.
The movie not only featured group sex, lesbian and gay couples together, but it also had bondage. To top it all, the movie even featured a dog.
After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple next to him and said, “I’m only here to listen to the music”.
“Yeah?”, replied the man, “we are only here to see our dog perform”.
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