A pianist was hired to play the piano to provide background music for an upcoming movie.
When the movie was completed, he asked the production company when and where he could see the picture.
The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a pornographic movie and it was due out the following month.
So, a month later, when the movie was released, the pianist went to a local movie theater, which turned out to be a real fleapit, so that he could see it.
With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, sitting next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.
To his horror, the pornographic movie was even raunchier than he had feared, which rather embarrassed him.
It contained things he had never seen before, let alone imagined. I’m sure you can imagine, or maybe not. If so best not to try, but anyhow, back to the story.
The movie not only featured group sex, lesbian and gay couples together, but it also had bondage. To top it all, the movie even featured a dog.
After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple next to him and said, “I’m only here to listen to the music”.
“Yeah?”, replied the man, “we are only here to see our dog perform”.
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