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The Perfume Shop

A man and his wife are walking around New York, when they find a perfume shop. The wife goes into the shop, while her husband waits outside.

A few moments later, a hooker comes along and says to him, “Like to come home with me, buddy?”

“For how much?”, asks the man.

“One hundred dollars”, the hooker answers.

“I’ll give you five bucks”, the man replies.

The hooker swears at him and walks away.

A little later, the man’s wife comes out of the shop and they continue their walk.

A few blocks away, they walk around a corner and there stands the same hooker.

She takes one look at the man and his wife and says, “Ha! See what you get for five bucks?”

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