A man stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity. He was looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed, and it was driving his partner absolutely nuts.
Finally his exasperated partner says, “What’s taking you so long? Just hit the blasted ball.”
The man answers, “My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot.”
“Forget it” his partner says, “you don’t stand a chance of hitting her from here.”
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