A man got home late one night and his wife asked him where he had been.
“I decided to go out and get a tattoo”, the man replied.
“A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?” his wife asked him.
“I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my penis”, he said, rather proudly.
“What the heck were you thinking Roger?” his wife asked, rather angrily yet puzzled. “What on earth made you think it was a good idea to get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on your penis?”
“Well Doris”, her husband said, with a grin. “Number one, I like to watch my money grow. Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money. And you are going to love this, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!”
I have a funny feeling that’s when the fighting started. A penis tattoo? You can count me out!
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