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The Penis Tattoo

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A man got home late one night and his wife asked him where he had been.

“I decided to go out and get a tattoo”, the man replied.

“A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?” his wife asked him.

“I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my penis”, he said, rather proudly.

“What the heck were you thinking Roger?” his wife asked, rather angrily yet puzzled. “What posessed you to get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on your penis?”

“Well”, her husband said, with a grin. “Number one, I like to watch my money grow. Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money. And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!”

I have a funny feeling that’s when the fighting started.


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