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The Orlando Brothel

Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/illustrations/girl-dance-personal-disco-114441/A middle-aged Canadian tourist was on his first visit to Orlando in Florida. Looking for entertainment for the evening, he finds his way to the red light district and enters a large brothel.

The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him.

They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap.

He whispers something in her ear and she gasps and runs away!

Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman.

They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap.

He whispers in her ear, and she too screams, “No!” and walks quickly away.

The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with him.

So, she decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do.

Lola has never said no to any request, and it’s not likely anything would surprise her. So the madam sends her over to the Canadian.

They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap.

He whispers in her ear and she screams, “NO WAY, BUDDY!” and smacks him as hard as she can and she too leaves.

The Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a brothel.

She hasn’t done the bedroom work herself for a long time, but she’s sure she has said “yes” to everything a man could possibly ask for. She just has to find out what this man wants that has made her girls so angry. Besides, she sees a chance to teach her employees a lesson.

So, she goes over to the middle-aged gentleman and says that she’s the best in the house and is available.

She sits and talks with him. They frolic, giggle, drink and then she sits in his lap.

The man leans forward and whispers in her ear, “Can I pay in Malawi currency?”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/illustrations/girl-dance-personal-disco-114441/

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