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The Origins Of Food

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Sally Ann was studying the origins of food in kindergarten.

One day, she was with her mother were walking through the grocery store discussing what ingredients went into various products.

Sally Ann said to her mother, “Pork comes from pigs and beef comes from cows.”

Then she asked her, “How DO they get the pork from the pig, Mommy?”

Her mother felt that the truth was the only way to go, so she explained that they kill the animal to eat its meat.

Horrified, Sally Ann went past shelves staring at the meat and saying, “They KILLED a cow to get THIS?”

She could not believe it, and her little heart was broken.

Then, they went to the bakery section, where Sally Ann began to check out the various cakes, donuts and other goodies.

She noticed a beautiful white cake and asked, “Mommy, what is this cake called?”

Her mother replied, “It’s an angel food cake, honey.”

Immediately Sally Ann’s eyes filled with big tears and she wailed, “You mean they KILLED an ANGEL to make this?”

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