“Please Doctor, I need something for my eyes, I can’t see well these days”, the snake said.
The Doc fixed him up with a pair of glasses and told him to return in two weeks.
The snake went back to the Doctor two weeks later and told him that he was very depressed.
The Doctor said, “What’s the problem. Didn’t the glasses help you?”
“The glasses are fine”, the snake said, “but I just discovered I have been living with a water hose for the past two years!”
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