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The Old Mafia Don

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An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed!

“Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me.”

“But grandpa, I really don’t lika guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch instead?”

“Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business….. you gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe; a couple a bambinos.”

“Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then……. pointa to you watch and say “Times up”?”


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