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The Old Geezer’s Medical Clinic

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An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open his own medical clinic.

He rented a small office and put up a sign up outside that said: “Doctor Geezer’s clinic. Get your treatment for $500. If you are not cured, get back $1,000”.

A young man, who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know jack about medicine, thought that this would be a great opportunity to get some money for nothing.

So, he went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic.

Young Man: “Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?”

Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put three drops in this young man’s mouth”.

So the nurse went across to the medicine cupboard, opened up a box with the number 22 on the side, pulled out a small bottle filled with a clearish liquid and put three drops onto a teaspoon. She then put the the liquid into the young man’s mouth.

Young Man: Aaagh !! — “This is Gasoline!”

Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You have got your taste back. That will be $500”.

The young man got really annoyed with himself and went back to Dr. Geezer’s clinic after a couple of days, having figured out a way that he could recover his money.

Young Man: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything”.

Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth”.

Young Man: “Oh, no you don’t, that is gasoline!”

Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back . That will be $500”.

The young man, after being tricked twice and now having lost $1,000, left angrily, but came back after several more days, determined to get his money back.

Young Man: “My eyesight has become weak, I can hardly see anything!”

Dr. Geezer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that so, here is your $1,000 back”.

The doctor hands the young man a $10 bill.

Young Man: “But this is only $10!”

Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500”.

The moral of this story:

Just because you’re “Young” doesn’t mean that you can outsmart an “old Geezer”.

Remember: Don’t make old people mad. We don’t like being old in the first place, so it doesn’t take much to tick us off.

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