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The Old Geezer’s Medical Clinic

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/164316313@N02/41151712034An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.

He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr. Geezer’s clinic. Get your treatment for $500. If not cured, get back $1,000”.

A young man, who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know jack about medicine, thought that this would be a great opportunity to get some money for nothing.

So, he went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic.

Young Man: “Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?”

Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in this young man’s mouth.”

Young Man: Aaagh !! — “This is Gasoline!”

Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.”

The young man gets annoyed, and goes back to Dr. Geezer’s clinic after a couple of days, figuring to recover his money.

Young Man: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”

Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”

Young Man: “Oh, no you don’t, that is gasoline!”

Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back . That will be $500.”

The young man, after having lost $1,000, leaves angrily, but comes back after several more days, determined to get his money back.

Young Man: “My eyesight has become weak, I can hardly see anything!”

Dr. Geezer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that so, here is your $1,000 back”.

The doctor hands the young man a $10 bill.

Young Man: “But this is only $10!”

Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”

The moral of this story:

Just because you’re “Young” doesn’t mean that you can outsmart an “old Geezer”.

Remember: Don’t make old people mad. We don’t like being old in the first place, so it doesn’t take much to tick us off.


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/164316313@N02/41151712034

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