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The Old Chainsaw

Image used under a Collective Commons License from next door neighbor lent me his old chainsaw so I could trim some tree branches in the back yard.

Unfortunately, the engine burned out while I was using it.

Not wanting to return a broken piece of equipment, I bought a new chainsaw to replace it.

When I offered it to our neighbor as a replacement, he thanked me but said, “Keep it. I’ll just borrow it when I need it”.

I was turning away to go home, when his eyes lit up.

“Hey Bob”, he asked, “you want to borrow my truck?”

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