The Nursing Home

Image used under a Collective Commons License from:https://www.af.mil/News/Photos/igphoto/2000578385/A man goes to visit his grandfather who is 95 years old and in a nursing home.

“How are you grandpa? he asks.

“I’m feeling fine,” says the old man.

“What’s the food like?”, asked his grandson.

“Terrific, wonderful menus”, the old man replied.

“And the nursing. Are they taking good care of you?”, asked his grandson.

“Actually, things just couldn’t be any better. These young nurses really take care of you, and they are pretty too”.

Still showing concern for his grandfather, the young man asked, “What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?”

His grandfather replied, “I have no problem sleeping at all, in fact I sleep nine hours solid every night. At 10 o’clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet, and that’s it. I go out like a light.”

The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushes off to question the Sister in charge.

“What are you people doing,” he says to the nurse in charge. “I’m told you’re giving a 95-year-old man Viagra on a daily basis. Surely, that can’t be true?”

“Oh, yes,” replies the Sister. “Every night at 10 o’clock we give your grandfather a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed.”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from:https://www.af.mil/News/Photos/igphoto/2000578385/

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