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A man went to visit his grandfather who was 95 years old and living in a nursing home.

“How are you grandpa? he asked.

“I’m feeling fine”” the old man replied.

“What’s the food like?”, asked his grandson.

“Terrific, wonderful menus”, the old man replied.

“And the nursing. Are they taking good care of you?”, asked his grandson.

“Actually, things just couldn’t be any better. These young nurses really take care of you and they are pretty too”.

Still showing concern for his grandfather, the young man asked, “What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?”

His grandfather replied, “Well, I have no problem sleeping at all, in fact I sleep nine hours solid every night. At 10 o’clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet and that’s it. I go out like a light”.

His grandson was puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so he made an excuse to leave the room and rushed off to question the Sister in charge.

“What are you people doing”, he said to the nurse in charge. “I’m told you’re giving a 95-year-old man Viagra on a daily basis. Surely, that can’t be true?”

“Oh, yes,” replied the Sister. “Every night at 10 o’clock we give your grandfather a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed.”

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