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The Nun’s Secret

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_NarcissusThe new nun at the convent goes to her first confession and tells the priest that she has a terrible secret.

The priest then tells her that her secret is safe in the sanctity of the confessional.

She says, “Father, I have to confess that I never wear panties under my habit”.

The priest chuckles and says, “That’s not so serious, Sister Bernadette. For your penance, say five Hail Marys, five Our Fathers, and do five cartwheels on your way to the altar.”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Narcissus

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