The new word for today is: FANQUEVALLEMUD
This is an amazing new word, and you will easily understand the meaning of this word and how to use it by the end of the following conversation.
I recommend that you read this aloud for best results. Actually, just read it out loud regardless, you will enjoy the whole experience, and I dare you to try and read this without laughing out loud.
The following is a telephone conversation between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel somewhere in deepest Asia…..
Room Service (RS): “Moling! loom sirfesee”
Guest (G): “Yes……”
(RS): “Dju witch true odor somefing??”
(G): “Uh..yes..I’d like some bacon and eggs”
(RS): “How July it done peace?”
(G): “What??”
(RS): “How July it done?… Fi, boy?”
(G): “Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.”
(RS): “Howbow bkan?”
(G): “Crisp will be fine.”
(RS): “O light. An some DOS?”
(G): “What?”
(RS): “Dosee. July some DOS?”
(G): “I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘Door-C’ means.”
(RS): “Mmm……………Toes! toes!…”
(G): “O, you mean Toasts!….No, do you have something else?”
(RS): “Howbow ink-ga-nutsu mudfun?”
(G): “English muffin!! I’ve got it! Yes, an English muffin will be fine.”
(RS): “Copy?”
(G): “Sorry?”
(RS): “Copy…Mill…all T?”
(G): “Yes. Coffee please, and that’s all.”
(RS): “O light. Seeangle ache, quits P bkan, DOS, mudfun and copy.. wite??”
(G): “Well….Whatever you say”
(RS): “Fanquevallemud!”
(G): “You’re welcome!”
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