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The New Neighbors

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Sometimes when you get new neighbors, you feel empowered to become brave for once in your life. This is Harry’s story after he got some new neighbors move in…

One day Harry noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next door.

He was also very quick to notice that the woman liked to sunbathe in the backyard. She would usually wear a skimpy bikini that showed off a magnificent pair of breasts and to add to that she was a drop dead gorgeous woman as well.

So Harry started to make it a point to water and trim his lawn as much as possible, hoping for yet another peek at those magnificent beauties when his neighbor came out to catch the sun.

Finally, he could stand it no more, so he walked over to the front door of the new neighbor’s house, then he knocked on the door and waited.

The husband, who was a large, burly man and rather intimidating in looks, opened the door.

“Excuse me”, Harry stammered, “but I couldn’t help noticing how beautiful your wife is”.

“Yeah? So?” his hulking neighbor replied.

“Well, in particular, I am really struck by how beautiful her breasts are. I would gladly pay you ten thousand dollars if I could kiss those breasts”.

The burly gorilla was about to smack Harry, when his wife appeared and stopped him.

She pulled him inside and they discussed the offer for a few moments.

Finally, they returned and asked Harry to step inside.

“Ok”, the husband said gruffly, “for ten thousand dollars you can kiss my wife’s tits”.

Harry agreed, so the wife then slowly unbuttoned her blouse so that Harry could get a great close up view of her wonderful full breasts, which encased in a half cup lacy bra.

She then reached behind her and showly removed the bra, letting it drop to the floor.

Finally, the twin objects of desire hung free at last and a magnificent pair they were too.

Harry took one fine breast in each hand and proceeded to rub his face against them in total ecstasy.

This went on for several minutes, until the husband began to get annoyed.

“Well, come on already, kiss ’em!” he growled.

“I can’t”, replied Harry, still nuzzling away on the pair of beauties.

“Why not?” demanded the husband, getting really angry now.

“I don’t have ten thousand dollars”, Harry stammered.

And the rest of the story I will leave to your imagination, but I am sure Harry thought it was still worth it.

Mind you, the dental bill was massive and the black eye took a while to fade…

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