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The New Neighbors

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Sometimes when you get new neighbors, you feel empowered to become brave for once in your life. This is Harry’s story…

One day Harry noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next door.

He was also very quick to notice that the woman liked to sunbathe in the backyard, usually in a skimpy bikini that showed off a magnificent pair of breasts.

He started to make it a point to water and trim his lawn as much as possible, hoping for yet another look at them.

Finally, he could stand it no more.

Walking to the front door of the new neighbor’s house, he knocked and waited.

The husband, who was a large, burly man and rather intimidating in looks, opened the door.

“Excuse me”, Harry stammered, “but I couldn’t help noticing how beautiful your wife is”.

“Yeah? So?” his hulking neighbor replied.

“Well, in particular, I am really struck by how beautiful her breasts are. I would gladly pay you ten thousand dollars if I could kiss those breasts”.

The burly gorilla is about to smack Harry, when his wife appears and stops him.

She pulls him inside and they discuss the offer for a few moments.

Finally, they return and ask our friend to step inside.

“Ok”, the husband says gruffly, “for ten thousand dollars you can kiss my wife’s tits”.

The wife then slowly unbuttons her blouse, and Harry gets a great close up view of her breasts, encased in a half cup lacy bra.

She then reaches behind her and showly removes the bra, letting it drop to the floor.

Finally, the twin objects of desire hang free at last and a magnificent pair they are too.

Harry takes one in each hand, and proceeds to rub his face against them in total ecstasy.

This goes on for several minutes, until the husband begins to get annoyed.

“Well, come on already, kiss ’em!” he growls.

“I can’t”, replies Harry, still nuzzling away on the pair of beauties.

“Why not?” demands the husband, getting really angry now.

“I don’t have ten thousand dollars”, stammers Harry.

And the rest of the story I will leave to your imagination, but I am sure it Harry thinks it was still worth it.

Mind you, the dental bill was massive…

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