After checking all of her vitals and running the usual tests, the doctor said to her, “Well, Running Doe, you are in fine health. I could find no problems with you, however I did notice one abnormality”.
“Oh, what is that, Doctor?” the Native American woman asked.
“Well”, the doctor replied, “you have no nipples”.
“None of the people in my tribe have nipples”, the woman replied.
“That is amazing”, the doctor said. “I would like to write this up for The South Dakota Journal of Medicine if you don’t mind”.
The Native American woman said, “OK”.
“First of all”, asked the doctor, “how many people are in your tribe?”
The woman answered, “Approximately 500”.
“And what is the name of your tribe?” asked the doctor.
Running Doe replied, “We’re called …….”
(You know me, I hate to do this to you)
(I really do hate to do this to you; (BUT..)
“The Indian Nippleless Five Hundred”
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