Paddy and his wife Siobhan were visiting The Museum Of Modern Art for the first time.
Siobhan turned to an attendant who was standing nearby and asked him, “I suppose this is one of those hideous representations that you call modern art?”
“No madam”, the attendant replied, “that exhibit is called a mirror”.
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