Have you heard the story about the mugger and the nun? Yes or no, you are going to hear it now, grin!
A nun was walking down a dark street one evening when all of a sudden a mugger grabbed her and dragged her into the bushes.
He had his way with her, then said to her, “Now what are you going to tell your Mother Superior?”
The nun said, “I will tell her that I was walking down the street and you dragged me into the bushes and raped me twice.”
The mugger, stunned by the nun’s answer, said, “But I only raped you once.”
The nun said, “What?, you’re already tired?”
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