This mouse was sitting in a bar having a beer, when a beautiful young giraffe walked in and sat down at the end of the bar.
The mouse looked over at her with lust in his eyes, then called the bartender over and ordered her a drink.
It didn’t take long until the mouse had moved over and sat down beside the giratte and ordered her another drink.
After a third round, the bartender looked up to see the pair of them leaving the bar together.
The next day the mouse returned, limped into the bar, barely crawled up onto the barstool and sat there gasping for air. His whiskers were bent and broken, his tail was crooked and patches of his hair were falling out.
The bartender took one look at the mouse and said, “Man you look rough. How did it go with that giraffe last night?”
The mouse said to the bartender, “Oh man, last night was the best sex I ever had!”
The bartender looked at the mouse again and just had to ask, “If the sex with that giraffe was so good, how come you look so bad?”
The mouse replied, “Well, between all the kissing and the screwing I must have run ten miles!”
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