A man was visiting the monkey enclosure at the zoo and he was stood there, staring at an empty cage.
A zoo keeper walked past and the man stopped him and asked, “Excuse me, but where are all the monkeys?”
“It’s mating season”, the keeper replied, “they are all inside”.
“Do you think they would come out for peanuts?” the man inquired.
“Probably not”, the zoo keeper replied.
“Why not?” the visitor asked.
“Well”, the zoo keeper responded, “would you?”
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