Here’s a lovely story about a midget’s testicles that is sure to upset somebody. Hopefully the rest of you will find it funny and get a good laugh out of it.
A midget went to see his doctor, complaining that his testicles ached all the time.
The doctor asked the midget to drop his pants so he could examine him.
The doctor then lifted the midget up onto the table to take a look.
Putting one finger under the midget’s left testicle, the doctor asked the midget to cough.
“Hmmm”, said the doctor.
Then, putting his finger under the midget’s right testicle, the doctor asked the midget to cough again.
“Ahhh!” said the doctor, as he reached for his surgical scissors.
The doctor went snip, snip, snip on the right side & then snip, snip, snip on the left side.
The doctor then told the midget to pull up his pants and see if his testicles still ached.
The midget was delighted with the result.
He walked around the doctor’s office and his testicles did not ache at all.
Curious, he asked the doctor, “What did you do to stop my testicles aching?”
The doctor replied, “I just cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots”.
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