Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn’t get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him.
The midget climbs it, and then proceeds to admire his privates at close range.
“Wow,” comments the midget, “Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!”
A bit surprised and also rather flattered, the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.
“Listen, I know this is a rather strange request,” says the little fellow, “but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them.”
Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request.
The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man’s balls, and says loudly, “Okay, hand over your wallet or I’ll jump!”
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