The Midget

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bathroom_Urinal.JPGA man is in the public toilets standing at the urinal, when he notices that he is being watched by a midget.

Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn’t get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him.

The midget climbs it, and then proceeds to admire his privates at close range.

“Wow,” comments the midget, “Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!”

A bit surprised and also rather flattered, the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.

“Listen, I know this is a rather strange request,” says the little fellow, “but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them.”

Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request.

The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man’s balls, and says loudly, “Okay, hand over your wallet or I’ll jump!”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bathroom_Urinal.JPG

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