It was two o’clock in the morning and a husband and wife were fast asleep, when suddenly the phone rang, waking them both up with a jolt.
The husband picked up the phone and said, “Hello?”
There was a silence in the bedroom, while the husband listened to what the person at the other end of the phone was saying.
He answered them with “How the heck do I know? What am I, the weather man?” and then he promptly slammed the phone down.
His wife rolled over and asked him, “Who was that?”
The husband replied, “I don’t know. Some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear”.
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